Well, are you? Pro Football? No, not the NFL.
College Football? No, Not that either.
I'm
talking the REAL football. Pee Wee football.
Specifically,
I'm talking the Mighty Jordan Maroon Gremlins football.
What could be more fun that watching 8 and 9-year
olds first learning the game? Yes, it's true, I am interested only because my oldest son is playing. Otherwise
I'd be cheering for the New York Giants and Syracuse Orange to win.
This football season, however, I'm
all about the maroon and silver of the Jordan Maroon Gremlins. Chris is the starting tight end. He wears number
91. Yes, for those of you who know football you know this is not a tight end number, it is a defensive lineman's
number. Again, that's the beauty of Pee Wee football. To put on a uniform with a number on it and play is
enough.
This is his first season of playing organized football. He is only eight years old and most of the
kids on his team are nine. Yet he is playing well enough to be a two-way player, starting at tight end on offense and
cornerback on defense. He is also the kicker. The video clip above is a short highlight reel of Chris.
You could say I'm one of 'THOSE' parents
who likes to brag up their kids accomplishments. Or you could say I'm one of those parents who values spending
time with my son, sharing his passions, recording them for us to share again, to pass along to him when he is older and perhaps
wants to show his own children what he did when he was young. Just like my dad did with me those many long years ago,
when he coached my ice hockey and little league baseball teams.
Sure, I think my son has some talent.
Best player on the field? No. Best player on his team? No. A hard-working kid with a true love of
the game? Absolutely.
Unfortunately the score of Saturday's game was not what we wanted - Copper
Hills defeated the Jordan Maroon Gremlins 19-0. But we have eight more games to play. Most importantly, he had
fun.
Stay tuned each week for updates on the adventures of the Jordan Maroon Gremlins and the play of #91.
I mean a REAL tractor guy - the kind
of guy that sees an old tractor in a field while out for a drive in the country, and has to stop the car and walk out into
the field to take a closer look?
If this is you, I've found your Nirvana.
Your Mecca. Your Santa's Workshop at the North Pole.
It's
Crosby, North Dakota.
Where?
Yes, you read that correctly. Crosby, North Dakota.
You've
never been there, have you? You've never even heard of it. Why would you?. When people describe a place
as remote, they usually say "It's in the middle of nowhere." Crosby is so remote, it's not in the
middle of nowhere, it's at a point so far away the middle of nowhere looks like New York City. I had never been
this far from anywhere either, until I went to North Dakota to buy a farm.
This is a modern day tractor, working on my farmland
in Williams County, North Dakota. When I think tractor, this is what I think of. But I digress.
Crosby, North Dakota is a town of 1,201 people, give or take a couple.
It is in Divide County, the far northwestern corner of North Dakota. Hard against the Canadian border, unassuming Crosby
is the county seat of Divide County.
This is the Divide County Courthouse. It's
a very nice building. In fact, it is the most impressive building in Crosby, and probably the nicest building in all
of Divide County. Of course, there isn't much competition. So you're no doubt asking yourself a couple
of questions as you read this. Why is this guy writing about Crosby, North Dakota? Why would anyone go there?
What is there in Crosby, North Dakota, that anyone would care about?
The photo above is downtown Crosby. The anchor
store is Hardware Hank's. That pretty much tells you there ain't much goin' on in Crosby.
This next photo is the other side of the main drag in
downtown Crosby. This makes Hank's place look pretty darn good! Where are all the people, you're asking?
I would have asked the same question when I was there, but I couldn't find anyone to ask.
But what does all this have to do with tractors?
Well, in addition to being the home of the Divide County
Fair (which makes sense, as Crosby is the county seat), visitors to Crosby might accidentally stumble upon a lot that is full
of old tractors.
When I say accidentally stumble upon, what I really
mean is that if you happen to find yourself in Crosby, North Dakota, you almost can't help NOT finding this tractor lot.
It's right off one of the two main entrances to town off North Dakota Highway 5. And if you've driven on North
Dakota Highway 5 in this part of North Dakota, you'll probably want to stop in Crosby just in the hopes of seeing another
human being.
Right off the entrance to Crosby from North Dakota Highway
5, on your left as you drive into town, you'll see a lot full of old tractors. I never did find out who owned the
lot, and I spent about 45 minutes wandering around taking photographs. Nobody came out to ask me what I was doing, nobody
even drove by during the entire time I was there.
For the record, I am not a Tractor Guy. But I am
a drawn to unique visuals, and this tractor lot in the middle of Nowhere, umm, excuse me, Crosby, North Dakota, drew me in.
I was very interested in the old tractors, particularly the details like the one above.
I wondered about the tractors as I walked around the deserted lot. Who owned them? How old were they?
Who were the people who first bought them so many years ago, when they were shiny and brand new? What fields did they
work, what crops did they harvest, what families did they help to feed? What circumstances led to their ending up here,
on a seemingly abandoned lot in Crosby? Unfortunately, there was no one around to tell me.
In addition to the tractors, there were a few old trucks
that looked well worn. I wondered if they still ran. This one looked like it was waiting for someone to come out,
hop in the cab, fire up the engine, turn on the country music station and head off down some remote rural road.
So
if you're a tractor guy, and I mean a real, die-hard, crusty old tractor guy, Crosby North Dakota is a place you
have to visit. You won't have to worry about someone coming along and buying the tractor of your dreams out from
under you before you can get here. There doesn't seem to be much of a demand for these old beauties. Nor,
for that matter, does there appear to be anyone around to sell one to you. So you'll have plenty of time to stroll
the lot, examining each tractor in painstaking detail. You can sit up on the seat and look out, imagining a golden field
of what in front of you, waiting for you to bring the harvest in.
Somewhere, an old farmer is looking down and
smiling.
Too bad there's no one in Crosby to share that smile with you!
Let's get one thing straight right from the start. I'm a city
kid. To be more precise, I'm a suburb kid. Have been my whole life. I've never lived more than 15
miles from an Interstate Highway. I-81, I-80, I-15, I-64. Never lived more than 20 miles from an airport where
you can catch a commercial flight to a city you've actually heard of. Oh, I've lived in some 'small'
towns - Great Falls, Montana; Reno, Nevada; Sparta, NJ. But I've never lived in the true boonies, places where you
had to drive 20 miles or more to go to a grocery store or a McDonalds.
Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against Rural - it's just that my family never
had cause to find ourselves in a rural setting.
So how is it that I find myself driving from Northern Utah to North Dakota to buy a farm?
I've never in my life considered owning farmland, In fact it never occurred to me that anyone other than farmers
own farms. Isn't that what farmers do, own land and grow food on it? Of course it is.
I'm
no stranger to investment property. I own a couple of condos that I rent out. I get that. Lots of people
do that. But my brother-in-law bought some land in North Dakota, partly as a private hunting reserve but also as an
investment. We got to talking about it one day and the more he told me about it, the more intrigued I became.
He was not only enjoying hunting on his own land, but he was getting income from it - a rancher was leasing his acreage and
paying him cash. And on top of that, the land had appreciated in value. It was now worth more than he paid for
it.
A non-farmer owning farmland. Hmm.
So I started to do some research.
I spent hours online looking at farmland all over the county. It turns out farmland is listed in a very similar fashion
to residential real estate. You find a realtor's website, browse the listings, see if any properties are of interest
to you. However, instead of 3bd 2 ba w/finished basement, farm listings are more
like 160 ac, NHEL soil, 85 productivity index.
But
why North Dakota? Not only have I never been there before, but when I think of farms and farming, I think of Iowa.
I think of Nebraska. You know, the Nebraska Cornhuskers. I drove across Nebraska once. Corn as far as the
eye could see. Flat as a pancake, corn that went on forever. For some reason I don't think of North Dakota
as farm country. In fact, I don't think of North Dakota at all. It's just a state that hardly anyone lives
in and nobody goes to visit unless they have family there or want to see Mount Rushmore. Oh, wait. That's
in South Dakota.
So I ask my brother-in-law, "Why buy farmland in North Dakota?" He tells
me that that's where land is still affordable. You can buy 70 acres of farmland in Iowa right now for $4,000 an
acre. You can buy farmland in North Dakota for about $550 - $800 an acre. Now, granted, the Iowa land produces
more bushels of grain, and gets far more dollars per acre in rent - but unless you're rich (and I'm not) farmland
in North Dakota is a relative bargain. And I'm all about bargains, particularly as it appears I am going to leap
headlong into this buying a North Dakota farm on what is essentially a wing and a prayer, and a hefty down payment that is
sure to cause a severe case of buyers remorse as soon as I sign on the dotted line.
With all that in mind I left
for North Dakota to search for farmland. I knew where I was going - northwestern North Dakota, around Williston, particularly
Williams and Divide counties. Never heard of them, you say? It's not surprising. The population of both
counties in small and shrinking further.
Not to mention that this is a long drive from where I live, most of it on Interstate highway. Thank goodness.
But once you get to Glendive Montana and turn North, it begins to get stark and empty. You cross into North Dakota and
it gets bleak. There is a brief respite when you get to Williston (McDonalds!) then it's on to even more remote
county, much of it on roads that look like the one in the photo above.
As you get further into 'farm country'
the roads stop looking like really small, rarely traveled roads (from the perspective of The Suburb Kid) and look more like
a trail followed by the emigrants on the Oregon Trail - except those folks stayed far to the south. Yes, the road you
see to your left is one that I actually drove on to get someplace - that someplace being a farm that was for sale. It
is five miles from the paved road in the image above, and if it is possible to say it is even less traveled than that same
paved road, I'll say it. And it's true. Not once did I meet another car, truck or tractor on that road.
And yet you can see there is a farmhouse in the picture, meaning that (gasp!) someone actually lives out here in the middle of nowhere, North Dakota.
Yes, people actually live way out here. Some do, anyway. Others have
left. The image below is that of a deserted homestead, not too far from the home in the picture above, that was
probably established (according to my Realtor) sometime in the 1920's. Someone or some family arrived at this spot,
decided to claim the land, start a farm and build a farmstead. Along the way, something went wrong, perhaps the dust
bowl of the 1930's. Whatever the cause, whenever the time, at some point the family left, taking with them what
they could. What they left is a stark reminder of the remoteness of this place.
For me, though, it's not about living
here or how remote the place is. The fact is that some people live here and make a living of farming this land.
They are trying to 'grow' their business (is that a pun?) by renting farmland to maximize their yield in this time
of rising commodity prices. It goes back to investment property. The truth is the secret of North Dakota land
has been discovered. More and more out-of-staters like me are buying the land, and many of us are getting good rents
from the farmers who do live here. And to be honest, there is a stark beauty in this land, given the right light.
As you may have surmised from the title of this
article, I did buy a farm on this trip. The pictures above and below are of my farm - 160 acres of rural, income-producing
bliss. And as you can see I already have a lease agreement with a local farmer, who wasted no time in getting his tractor
onto my land and his durum wheat into the ground.
I headed back out on the long drive home with a rent check in my pocket, which doesn't come close to offsetting
the cash I laid out for this parcel. But then again, that is the nature of investment property. It's a long-term
play. And with commodity prices what they are and with everything I've read saying they'll remain high for some
time, I'm feeling good about this particular investment.
Next year we'll plan a trip and bring The Camping Machine up here - taking our time, seeing the country.
I'll show Chris and Tommy the farm, and although they are too young to understand, one day this farm will be theirs.
They won't appreciate it now, but they'll enjoy seeing this huge tract of land, compare it to our 1/4 acre slice of
suburban heaven and say what I did when I first saw it - "Wow, that's a lot of land!" Then it will be
time do go see Mount Rushmore, something they will appreciate more than a large field of dirt.
This
question can be phrased may different ways - Why camp? Why do you go camping? What's fun about camping?
And for each way to ask the question, there hundreds of answers. No doubt everyone has
their own. Of course there is no single correct answer, no right or wrong answer, and no answer will ring true for everyone
who asks.
But I'd wager that for those folks who do camp,
if they are asked that question, they have an answer. I know I do. So even though you haven't asked, I'll
answer anyway. So here it is. And it might be best illustrated by the photo below.
We live in the Rocky Mountains. Within 6 hours of our home we have
access to seven National Parks. See those mountains in the photo? Can you name them? Those are the Tetons.
Part of Grand Teton National Park. Arguably they are the most iconic mountains in the USA (okay,
I hear you. Mt. Hood. Mt. Rainier. This is my blog and I say its the Tetons). And the closest
most people get to them is seeing photos like this.
So part of the
answer to the question is because we live where we do, we're going to make a point to go and see those beautiful natural
features that are a part of our landscape. While it's not exactly right outside our back door, neither is it a 5-hour
plane flight away. To live here and not experience these vistas seems like a tragedy.
Another part of the answer is that we have, as a family, made a commitment to spend quality
time outdoors. It's too easy these days to spend time playing video games, computer games, watching TV and renting
movies. Before you know it, summer is gone and what do you have to show for it? With our two boys, now age eight
and six, we are working to instill in them a love for the outdoors - the fun of hiking, biking, fishing, rock-hounding.
We want them to appreciate and experience the natural beauty that is all around them.
A third part of the answer is we want to make the most of the time my wife and I have
with our sons. Chris is now eight years old, going into the third grade. That means we have only nine summers left -
NINE! - before he is off to college. Who knows when we'll see him after that. So I want to make sure we pack
these summers full of memories. When it's all said and done, and I'm wasting away in some nursing home, when
my sons come to (hopefully) visit me, I hope they will say, "Dad, remember that camping trip where we..." and "Wasn't
is great when we took the trailer to..." and "I'll never forget the time we..."