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Friday, August 29, 2008

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?

Well, are you?  Pro Football?  No, not the NFL.  College Football?  No, Not that either. 

I'm talking the REAL football.  Pee Wee football. 

Specifically, I'm talking the Mighty Jordan Maroon Gremlins football. 

It's time for youth football! 


What could be more fun that watching 8 and 9-year olds first learning the game?  Yes, it's true, I am interested only because my oldest son is playing.  Otherwise I'd be cheering for the New York Giants and Syracuse Orange to win. 

This football season, however, I'm all about the maroon and silver of the Jordan Maroon Gremlins.  Chris is the starting tight end.  He wears number 91.  Yes, for those of you who know football you know this is not a tight end number, it is a defensive lineman's number.  Again, that's the beauty of Pee Wee football.  To put on a uniform with a number on it and play is enough.

This is his first season of playing organized football.  He is only eight years old and most of the kids on his team are nine.  Yet he is playing well enough to be a two-way player, starting at tight end on offense and cornerback on defense.  He is also the kicker.  The video clip above is a short highlight reel of Chris. 

You could say I'm one of 'THOSE' parents who likes to brag up their kids accomplishments. 
Or you could say I'm one of those parents who values spending time with my son, sharing his passions, recording them for us to share again, to pass along to him when he is older and perhaps wants to show his own children what he did when he was young.  Just like my dad did with me those many long years ago, when he coached my ice hockey and little league baseball teams.

Sure, I think my son has some talent.  Best player on the field?  No.  Best player on his team?  No.  A hard-working kid with a true love of the game?  Absolutely. 

Unfortunately the score of Saturday's game was not what we wanted - Copper Hills defeated the Jordan Maroon Gremlins 19-0.  But we have eight more games to play.  Most importantly, he had fun.

Stay tuned each week for updates on the adventures of the Jordan Maroon Gremlins and the play of #91.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tractor Town

Are you a Tractor Guy? 

Lots of tractors in Crsoby, North Dakota


I mean a REAL tractor guy - the kind of guy that sees an old tractor in a field while out for a drive in the country, and has to stop the car and walk out into the field to take a closer look? 

Classic Farm Tractor in Crosby, North Dakota 


If this is you, I've found your Nirvana.  Your Mecca.  Your Santa's Workshop at the North Pole. 

It's Crosby, North Dakota. 


Where?  Yes, you read that correctly.  Crosby, North Dakota.


You've never been there, have you?  You've never even heard of it.  Why would you?.  When people describe a place as remote, they usually say "It's in the middle of nowhere."  Crosby is so remote, it's not in the middle of nowhere, it's at a point so far away the middle of nowhere looks like New York City.  I had never been this far from anywhere either, until I went to North Dakota to buy a farm. 

Modern Tractor Seeding the farm in Rural Williams County, North Dakota 


This is a modern day tractor, working on my farmland in Williams County, North Dakota.  When I think tractor, this is what I think of.  But I digress.


Crosby, North Dakota is a town of 1,201 people, give or take a couple.  It is in Divide County, the far northwestern corner of North Dakota.  Hard against the Canadian border, unassuming Crosby is the county seat of Divide County.

The Divide County, North Dakota Courthouse in the small town of Crosby 


This is the Divide County Courthouse.  It's a very nice building.  In fact, it is the most impressive building in Crosby, and probably the nicest building in all of Divide County.  Of course, there isn't much competition.  So you're no doubt asking yourself a couple of questions as you read this.  Why is this guy writing about Crosby, North Dakota?  Why would anyone go there?  What is there in Crosby, North Dakota, that anyone would care about?

Downtown Crosby, North Dakota, home of Hardware Hank's fine emporium 


The photo above is downtown Crosby.  The anchor store is Hardware Hank's.  That pretty much tells you there ain't much goin' on in Crosby. 

 Downtown Crosby, North Dakota


This next photo is the other side of the main drag in downtown Crosby.  This makes Hank's place look pretty darn good!  Where are all the people, you're asking?  I would have asked the same question when I was there, but I couldn't find anyone to ask.


But what does all this have to do with tractors?

Entrance to the Divide Coutny Fairgrounds in Crosby, North Dakota 


Well, in addition to being the home of the Divide County Fair (which makes sense, as Crosby is the county seat), visitors to Crosby might accidentally stumble upon a lot that is full of old tractors.

Tractors and more tractors in the middle of nowhere in Crrosby, North Dakota 


When I say accidentally stumble upon, what I really mean is that if you happen to find yourself in Crosby, North Dakota, you almost can't help NOT finding this tractor lot.  It's right off one of the two main entrances to town off North Dakota Highway 5.  And if you've driven on North Dakota Highway 5 in this part of North Dakota, you'll probably want to stop in Crosby just in the hopes of seeing another human being.

Tractor Heaven in Crosby, North Dakota 


Right off the entrance to Crosby from North Dakota Highway 5, on your left as you drive into town, you'll see a lot full of old tractors.  I never did find out who owned the lot, and I spent about 45 minutes wandering around taking photographs.  Nobody came out to ask me what I was doing, nobody even drove by during the entire time I was there.

Case tractor detail from a large tractor lot in Crosby North Dakota


For the record, I am not a Tractor Guy.  But I am a drawn to unique visuals, and this tractor lot in the middle of Nowhere, umm, excuse me, Crosby, North Dakota, drew me in.  I was very interested in the old tractors, particularly the details like the one above.

An old Tractor on a lot full of machines just like this in Crsoby, North Dakota

I wondered about the tractors as I walked around the deserted lot.  Who owned them?  How old were they?  Who were the people who first bought them so many years ago, when they were shiny and brand new?  What fields did they work, what crops did they harvest, what families did they help to feed?  What circumstances led to their ending up here, on a seemingly abandoned lot in Crosby?
On old truck on a lot in Crosby, North Dakota
Unfortunately, there was no one around to tell me.

In addition to the tractors, there were a few old trucks that looked well worn.  I wondered if they still ran.  This one looked like it was waiting for someone to come out, hop in the cab, fire up the engine, turn on the country music station and head off down some remote rural road.

So if you're a tractor guy, and I mean a real, die-hard, crusty old tractor guy, Crosby North Dakota is a place you have to visit.  You won't have to worry about someone coming along and buying the tractor of your dreams out from under you before you can get here.  There doesn't seem to be much of a demand for these old beauties.  Nor, for that matter, does there appear to be anyone around to sell one to you.  So you'll have plenty of time to stroll the lot, examining each tractor in painstaking detail.  You can sit up on the seat and look out, imagining a golden field of what in front of you, waiting for you to bring the harvest in.

Somewhere, an old farmer is looking down and smiling. 

Too bad there's no one in Crosby to share that smile with you!

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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Buying the Farm

Let's get one thing straight right from the start.  I'm a city kid.  To be more precise, I'm a suburb kid.  Have been my whole life.  I've never lived more than 15 miles from an Interstate Highway.  I-81, I-80, I-15, I-64.  Never lived more than 20 miles from an airport where you can catch a commercial flight to a city you've actually heard of.  Oh, I've lived in some 'small' towns - Great Falls, Montana; Reno, Nevada; Sparta, NJ.  But I've never lived in the true boonies, places where you had to drive 20 miles or more to go to a grocery store or a McDonalds. 


Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against Rural - it's just that my family never had cause to find ourselves in a rural setting. 


So how is it that I find myself driving from Northern Utah to North Dakota to buy a farm?

Farmland in NorthWestern North Dakota

160 acres of prime North Dakota Farmland I've never in my life considered owning farmland,  In fact it never occurred to me that anyone other than farmers own farms.  Isn't that what farmers do, own land and grow food on it?  Of course it is.

I'm no stranger to investment property.  I own a couple of condos that I rent out.  I get that.  Lots of people do that.  But my brother-in-law bought some land in North Dakota, partly as a private hunting reserve but also as an investment.  We got to talking about it one day and the more he told me about it, the more intrigued I became.  He was not only enjoying hunting on his own land, but he was getting income from it - a rancher was leasing his acreage and paying him cash.  And on top of that, the land had appreciated in value.  It was now worth more than he paid for it.


A non-farmer owning farmland.  Hmm.


So I started to do some research.  I spent hours online looking at farmland all over the county.  It turns out farmland is listed in a very similar fashion to residential real estate.  You find a realtor's website, browse the listings, see if any properties are of interest to you.  However, instead of 3bd 2 ba w/finished basement, farm listings are more like 160 ac, NHEL soil, 85 productivity index.

NorthDakotaFarmstead


But why North Dakota?  Not only have I never been there before, but when I think of farms and farming, I think of Iowa.  I think of Nebraska.  You know, the Nebraska Cornhuskers.  I drove across Nebraska once.  Corn as far as the eye could see.  Flat as a pancake, corn that went on forever.  For some reason I don't think of North Dakota as farm country.  In fact, I don't think of North Dakota at all.  It's just a state that hardly anyone lives in and nobody goes to visit unless they have family there or want to see Mount Rushmore.  Oh, wait.  That's in South Dakota.

So I ask my brother-in-law, "Why buy farmland in North Dakota?"  He tells me that that's where land is still affordable.  You can buy 70 acres of farmland in Iowa right now for $4,000 an acre.  You can buy farmland in North Dakota for about $550 - $800 an acre.  Now, granted, the Iowa land produces more bushels of grain, and gets far more dollars per acre in rent - but unless you're rich (and I'm not) farmland in North Dakota is a relative bargain.  And I'm all about bargains, particularly as it appears I am going to leap headlong into this buying a North Dakota farm on what is essentially a wing and a prayer, and a hefty down payment that is sure to cause a severe case of buyers remorse as soon as I sign on the dotted line.



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With all that in mind I left for North Dakota to search for farmland.  I knew where I was going - northwestern North Dakota, around Williston, particularly Williams and Divide counties.  Never heard of them, you say?  It's not surprising.  The population of both counties in small and shrinking further.

Not to mention that this is a long drive from where I live, most of it on Interstate highway.  Thank goodness.  But once you get to Glendive Montana and turn North, it begins to get stark and empty.  You cross into North Dakota and it gets bleak.  There is a brief respite when you get to Williston (McDonalds!) then it's on to even more remote county, much of it on roads that look like the one in the photo above.


Rural farm road in North Dakota

As you get further into 'farm country' the roads stop looking like really small, rarely traveled roads (from the perspective of The Suburb Kid) and look more like a trail followed by the emigrants on the Oregon Trail - except those folks stayed far to the south.  Yes, the road you see to your left is one that I actually drove on to get someplace - that someplace being a farm that was for sale.  It is five miles from the paved road in the image above, and if it is possible to say it is even less traveled than that same paved road, I'll say it.  And it's true.  Not once did I meet another car, truck or tractor on that road.  And yet you can see there is a farmhouse in the picture, meaning that (gasp!) someone actually lives out here in the middle of nowhere, North Dakota.

Yes, people actually live way out here.  Some do, anyway.  Others have left.  The image below is that of a deserted homestead, not too far from the home in the picture above, that was probably established (according to my Realtor) sometime in the 1920's.  Someone or some family arrived at this spot, decided to claim the land, start a farm and build a farmstead.  Along the way, something went wrong, perhaps the dust bowl of the 1930's.  Whatever the cause, whenever the time, at some point the family left, taking with them what they could.  What they left is a stark reminder of the remoteness of this place.

Deserted Homestead in rural North Dakota

For me, though, it's not about living here or how remote the place is.  The fact is that some people live here and make a living of farming this land.  They are trying to 'grow' their business (is that a pun?) by renting farmland to maximize their yield in this time of rising commodity prices.  It goes back to investment property.  The truth is the secret of North Dakota land has been discovered.  More and more out-of-staters like me are buying the land, and many of us are getting good rents from the farmers who do live here.  And to be honest, there is a stark beauty in this land, given the right light.

No-Quit-Farm in NorthWestern North Dakota

As you may have surmised from the title of this article, I did buy a farm on this trip.  The pictures above and below are of my farm - 160 acres of rural, income-producing bliss.  And as you can see I already have a lease agreement with a local farmer, who wasted no time in getting his tractor onto my land and his durum wheat into the ground. 

Seeding the farm with Durum Wheat in Northwestarn North Dakota 
I headed back out on the long drive home with a rent check in my pocket, which doesn't come close to offsetting the cash I laid out for this parcel. But then again, that is the nature of investment property.  It's a long-term play.  And with commodity prices what they are and with everything I've read saying they'll remain high for some time, I'm feeling good about this particular investment.


Old Farm Implement in the filed of my farm in Northwestern North Dakota

Next year we'll plan a trip and bring The Camping Machine up here - taking our time, seeing the country.  I'll show Chris and Tommy the farm, and although they are too young to understand, one day this farm will be theirs.  They won't appreciate it now, but they'll enjoy seeing this huge tract of land, compare it to our 1/4 acre slice of suburban heaven and say what I did when I first saw it - "Wow, that's a lot of land!"  Then it will be time do go see Mount Rushmore, something they will appreciate more than a large field of dirt. 

Oh, wait.  That's in South Dakota.

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Why go camping?

Why go camping? 

This question can be phrased may different ways - Why camp? Why do you go camping?  What's fun about camping? 

And for each way to ask the question, there hundreds of answers.  No doubt everyone has their own.  Of course there is no single correct answer, no right or wrong answer, and no answer will ring true for everyone who asks. 

But I'd wager that for those folks who do camp, if they are asked that question, they have an answer.  I know I do.  So even though you haven't asked, I'll answer anyway.  So here it is.  And it might be best illustrated by the photo below.

This is why we go camping - The Camping Machine in Grand Teton National Park 

We live in the Rocky Mountains.  Within 6 hours of our home we have access to seven National Parks.  See those mountains in the photo?  Can you name them?  Those are the Tetons.  Part of Grand Teton National Park.  Arguably they are the most iconic mountains in the USA (okay, I hear you.  Mt. Hood.  Mt. Rainier.  This is my blog and I say its the Tetons).  And the closest most people get to them is seeing photos like this.

So part of the answer to the question is because we live where we do, we're going to make a point to go and see those beautiful natural features that are a part of our landscape.  While it's not exactly right outside our back door, neither is it a 5-hour plane flight away.  To live here and not experience these vistas seems like a tragedy. 

Another part of the answer is that we have, as a family, made a commitment to spend quality time outdoors.  It's too easy these days to spend time playing video games, computer games, watching TV and renting movies.  Before you know it, summer is gone and what do you have to show for it?  With our two boys, now age eight and six, we are working to instill in them a love for the outdoors - the fun of hiking, biking, fishing, rock-hounding.  We want them to appreciate and experience the natural beauty that is all around them. 

 
A third part of the answer is we want to make the most of the time my wife and I have with our sons. Chris is now eight years old, going into the third grade.  That means we have only nine summers left - NINE! - before he is off to college.  Who knows when we'll see him after that.  So I want to make sure we pack these summers full of memories.  When it's all said and done, and I'm wasting away in some nursing home, when my sons come to (hopefully) visit me, I hope they will say, "Dad, remember that camping trip where we..." and "Wasn't is great when we took the trailer to..." and "I'll never forget the time we..." 

That's what it's all about. 

That's why we camp.   

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